Home Improvment
one of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on abc. the show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, tim allen. his character, tim taylor hosts a detroit cable tool show called tool time. he is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is s-xist, hates the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. he is however blessed with inept-tude. his inept-tude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife’s car. home improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. it won a number of emmys.
home improvment was a great show. gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, wilson’s face never being seen
2. everybody screws up wilson’s advice.
3. tim’s wife jill cant cook.
4. tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. tim’s cohost, al has an obsession with flannel.
6. tim is always making fun of al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. wilson’s amazing knowledge of culture and history.
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