Homecentered
verb://(active, past tense): to have shopped at a “homecenter” chain store and experienced any combination of: being ignored by employees of the store, or run away from if it seems they sense you need their customer service; to approach an employee of a homecenter whom is wearing an orange or blue apr-n with the logo of the homechenter and literally receive a response of “no habla englaish” (again while wearing the homecenter uniform apr-n, in the homecenter, on the home center sales floor during normal hours of operation)…to be advised on how to perform a plumbing project or electrical project, only to later discover from a professional that you’ve been not only misinformed about how the product should be used, but told the opposite of the correct application of the plumbing or electrical project; to trip over palettes of shrinkwrapped boxes, under a flourescent glare that blinds you temporarily; to purchase an faucet, toilet, tool or sink and later find out you paid above msrp.
home depot, lowe’s, homecentered
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