man who spews his load all over his bedsheets after love making.
after a nice time of p-ssionate love making, the homeflake had a terrible night tossing and turning in his soaked bedsheets.
from the root words ‘lay’ and ‘eclair.’ 1. (verb). the act of hovering ones -ss over another’s face and dropping brown. synonym: fecophilia 2. (noun). the brown, smelly, messy, remains left after the practice of fecophilia. 1. i laclared that b-tch’s face last night. 2. there was a nutty laclare left after i sh-t on […]
- Bloody Piano
when one uses his p-n-s to causes another to bleed, during s-x, either v-g-n-lly or -n-lly and proceeds to create bl–dy p-n-s imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person’s body. hold still honey, i wanna give you a bl–dy piano!
a word president obama uses in order to avoid saying “taxes”. “eighty percent of the american people support an approach that includes revenues and includes cuts.”- barack obama, 7/15/11
- Lady Bush
1. the t-tle used to refer to the wives of former presidents h. w. bush and g. w. bush during their respective time in office. 2. a type of woody plant, smaller than normal trees that, through some quirk of the system, has inherited a n-ble t-tle and the attached ancestral lands. 3. a woman’s […]
basically a girl with a very s-xy appearance. no matter what you do she’s always going to be on your mind. you don’t care how much you creep on her photo’s even when she’s into another guy, you want it and you want it now. guy: “d-mn…wish i could find me a blossum” girl: “wish […]