Homeless Apricot


its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. while at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. one male and one female only.
hey, steve, last night i totally did the homeless apricot!
-jerry

no way! you b-st-rd. i’m so jealous.
-steve

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