homeless roulette
lining up in front of what you believe will be the lucky subway car that does not contain an abhorrent smelling homeless person.
jp: this morning i lost homeless roulette on the e train. second time this week .
mike: that’s the worst. last week i lost homeless roulette on the e train to, the homeless literally sh-t himself in the seat between penn and port authority.
jp: we need a better mayor
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