Homestar Runner

the main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say “r” properly. he has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. he is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. he wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. homestar runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named marzipan, who also has no arms. he lives in free country, usa, possibly in the black area on the right of strong bad’s email answering sp-ce. he is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. almost everything he says is pure gold.
“i’m homestaw wunnow, and this is a website!”-homestar runner
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homestar runner
originally called the homestar runner. he is a terrific athlete
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central character of homestarrunner.com. white armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. constant victim of strong bad and the cheat. known for obsessing over fluffy puff marshmallows, melonade, mountain dew, and the witch’s brew.
“so what’s the w stand fow? witch’s bwew?”

“befowe i dwink a taww gw-ss of mewonade, i wike to eat about a hundwed an’ fowty-seven fwuffity puffity mawshalades!”

“hey stwong bah, can i bowwow youw fondue pot?”
the coolest site in the world
the best website ever! has the best comic teen girl squad there
homestarruner.net
it’s dot com!
homestarrunner is a white thing with no arms he wears a red shirt with a star on it and a hat. his girlfriend is named marzipan. he is very crazy and stupid but hilarious. he is never mean intentionally.
the no-armed, white, bald, humorous star of a website sharing his name. usually not intelligent, he has been proven to outsmart his arch-nemesis strong bad on few occasions.
“what!? what the cr-p just happened? is it possible i was just outsmarted by homestar runner!?” – strongbad

strongbad: “so hang on hang on hang on….let me get this straight. you’re betting me that you’re cool”
homestar: “yep i’m cool.”
strongbad: “and if you’re not cool, you have to change you’re name to keven dubrow…but if you are cool, i have spend the night at the king of town’s?”
homestar: “that’s the deal man. the total deal.”
strongbad: “you’re going down, son.”
homestar: “no way man.”
strongbad: “okay. let’s see you be cool.”
homestar dons a pair of sungl-sses.
homestar: “s’up.”
strongbad: “ohhhh cr-p!”