homester
someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one’s friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend
also: homesta
not only is she a gangsta, but she’s my homie; which makes her my homester.
a person who could either be a s-xy hipster or a homeless person. this confusion is often caused by the tendency of hipsters to wear dirty looking, baggy, grey clothes that make them look homeless. often, from far away, the difference between a homester and a real homeless person is imperceptible.
me: wow…look at that hot homester down the block
ema: where did he get that s-xy baggy grey sweater?
(supposed homester approaches)
me: uh oh…just another homeless person
when you’re a mix between a homie and a hipster, because you’re just too cool to be both.
homie g + hipster = homesters!
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