homestucker
someone with essentially no life, who spends 99% of their lives at home, indoors away from the rest of society. the only possible way of communicating with a homestucker is online, through text, or maybe you’ll occasionally see them bulking up on supplies at your local grocery store.
“hey look at that homestucker over there.”
“where? i don’t see.”
“of course not, because they’re stuck at home.”
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