homethrob


noun. stemming from “homeless heartthrob”, a member of the homeless community that possesses many of the physical attributes valued and sought by the superficial man; i.e., come-hither eyes, succulent lips, a s-xy smile, flowing hair, shapely figure, etc. rarely witnessed and once thought to be extinct in north america, the homethrob resides at the top of the homeless food chain.
“hey, did you just see that guy crawling out of the dumpster? if you took the diaper off of his head, wiped the p-ss off of his pants, sprayed him with a firehose and had the “i am g-d” tattoo laser-removed from his forehead, i swear he would be a spittin’ image of george clooney. talk about a homethrob!”

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