hometown electrician
while ramming your flesh dagger into a girl’s cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. this is sure to be a rather shocking s-xual encounter for any average couple.
“hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?”
“what’s that?”
-zap-
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