homework pass
a p-ss that students would kill for just so that they don’t have to do homework for one f-cking night. its that valuable.
mike: i got a homework p-ss for english.
tim: you should keep that for a book report.
mike: f-ck you, i’m using it tonight.
“three days later, mike has to do a book report on the odyssey.”
mike: d-mn it! i wished i kept it!
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