homie gliding
an act with two straight male friends when they are bored. two friends get bored, so to p-ss time they lube each other’s b-tt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. as long as no penetration is active it is not g-y. a professional homie glider never penetrates.
greg and i got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to p-ss some time.
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