homintern
the h-m-s-xual elite who control the art world.
straight critic: “i think this piece is trash.”
member of homintern: -walks over to another man, engages in discreet conversation-
man: “this work is incredible! jodie, jodie! come over here and interview the artist. she’s obviously the next big thing in the art world.”
member of homintern: -smug smile-
a mythical conspiracy organization of h-m-s-xuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate s-xual favors. everything was run from catacombs beneath omaha, nebraska. post-stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn’t exist.
oh, he must have been in the homintern.
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