HOMM3


one of the most addicting computer games in the history of games. basically, you run around am-ssing resources, castles and an army of mythological creatures and do battle with other bands of monsters. there’s a sh-tload of magic and tactics to consider. somehow or another, 18 hours can easily p-ss before you realize that you’ve wasted the whole day in front of the computer. anybody intimately familiar with the game who simultaneously desires a healthy lifestyle cannot begin to count how many times they have installed and uninstalled the game.
life was really starting to p-ss me off so i loaded homm3 and blacked out for three months.

i must’ve installed and uninstalled homm3 roughly 73 times now. at one point i broke the cds in half so i couldn’t play anymore, but the next day i just downloaded the torrent.

once you’ve got dimension door, town portal, resurrection, haste, slow, blind, expert earth magic and expert air magic, you’re pretty much a homm3 god.

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