Hommus
hommus (homm-uss/húmm-uss) noun, a useless person who others shun and often award hommus-points to. you are able to recognise a hommus by the way his/her mates pick on them while they unsuccessfully attempt to regain their mates’ respect, thus increasing hummusness. symptoms include denial, goofyness and the inability to come up with clever come-backs.
“you are being a complete hommus!”
“quit being such a hommus!”
hommus is a slang word used as both a minor derogatory and informal welcoming and departing comment within certain beach cultures on the southern coastal towns of australia’s, gold coast. the term is also refered to as h-llo hommus and is in no way intended to describe or reference h-m-s-xuality or gay tendancies which it’s sometimes sadly internationally mistaken for.
derogatory –
don’t be such a hommus and p-ss me the tomato sauce
informal welcome –
h-llo hommus
wats going on hommus
h-m-s-xual / slang
gay
f-cked up
something which is not quite right.
can be used to replace such words as f-ck, sh-t and c-nt whilst cursing around small children and other impressionable people.
that guy is so hommus dude!
what’s with that hommus hairdo biff?
f-ck dude, that is hommus.
someone who practices h-m-s-xuality; having a s-xual attraction to persons of the same s-x
“that dude is the biggest hommus!”
“did you hear jnr fat is a hommus these days?”
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