Homo Cutlery
h-m- cutlery
when you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. since h-m- means “the same”.
– d-mn, i got h-m- cutleries again but i’m too lazy to go and get a knife.
———————–
– seems like i took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
– so you got a h-m- cutlery, tough break.
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