Homo Humphrey
a large badger with 8 inch long -ss hairs who is known to have a love for people of the african descent. he is rather slow witted and and growls when he doesnt understand what your saying. many have misunderstood his quiet mumbles as english but believe it or not this is just a mating call.
the term h-m- comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers p-n-s as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, “eww, you want a girl to f-ck you.” this was followed by much laughter.
“stop playing the t-t guitar you h-m- humphrey.”
“quit being a h-m- humphrey.”
“stop tiddling the tam h-m- humphrey.”
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