Homo Kryptonite
a belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a h-m-s-xual in an attempt to “scare them straight”
(a boy george music video airs on tv)
“dad, when i grow up i want to marry that pretty singer. she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen!”
-dad whips son with a belt-
“her first name is boy, dillweed! now come back here! this is h-m- kryptonite, son!”
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