Homo Pie
when a person is so gay, that they actually dislike themselves, and to an extension all other gay people similar, but however make an effort to still have s-xual relationships with gay men, while at the same time, maintaining that they are ‘h-m-phobic, and not gay.’ ones who are recently out of the closet are most likely to be h-m- pies, simple because they are trying something new and they are affraid. however, not all h-m- pies are newcomers to the gay community, sometimes it can be a person who has not even admitted to themsleves they are gay yet, but still hold a great deal of h-m- pie charactoristics.
example 1:
did you see that f-g in there? what a h-m- pie!
example 2:
randy: ew, get away from me you f-g, i dont want your aids!
johnson: shutup you f-cking h-m- pie! i know youv’e f-cked tim before, so dont start!
example 3:
my teacher refuses to tell us about h-m-s-xual intercourse because he says its ‘messed up,’ but hes not fooling anyone; hes clearly gay. hes such a h-m- pie
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