homo plaintextus
an early form of lesser-evolved human being known for its use of primitive tools such as plain-text emails.
jack: “i just got an email from john. can you believe that h-m- plaintextus sent it in plain text?”
jill: “are you kidding? and he sent it from hotmail? obviously a very early example of the species.”
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