homo standard time


noun. a time system which h-m-s-xuals use. it is often half an hour to an hour latter than the standard time.

it is usual for a h-m- to run on hst to allow more time to drink, primp, have s-x or generally slack off before going to a party or function. they also think it is fashionable to show up late, even though they know they’ll show up with every other h-m- too.
the c-cktail party for ted and billy’s wedding was at 7:00pm, but all their gay friends were running on h-m- standard time and showed up at 8.

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