homodamus
a g-y soothsayer; a fabulous oracle who can see through your character and intuit your future through a superior connection to his feminine instincts
h-m-damus over here says i just need to wear better-fitting pants and shave my face in order to impress the ladies
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- spiderous
the misleading of one for another’s personal gain. man, that was so spiderous of you!
- chocolate fruit snacks
sh-t comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a sh-t and the sh-t comes out in little pieces, those are called chocolate fruit snacks. “holy f-ck, i was constipated and all that came out was some chocolate fruit snacks.”
- slightly ignited
another phrase for turned on. “i’m slightly ignited by brad pitt’s hot dance moves.”
- clownalanche
when clowns go skiing and a killer clown sets a bomb off and a avalanche happens. i heard that there was a clownalanche, killing 65
- beat my meat on the toilet seat
when you beat your meat on the toilet seat. exactly what it says beat my meat on the toilet seat, doo da doo da. hands got tired so i used my feet, doo da doo da. i skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the doo da day