homode
a hyperactive spree in which your activities bother everyone except for you, but you do not care because of how fun they are. not to be confused with “home mode,” the mode of being at home.
the afflicted: i’m going crazy!
the unafflicted: why are you going crazy?
the afflicted: because i’m h-m-de!!!
the unafflicted: please stop.
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