Homolympics
the h-m-lympic games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of h-m-s-xual athletes partic-p-te in a variety of -ss-humpingly awesome compet-tions.
the headquarters of the international h-m-lympics committee (ihc) is located in the gay district of san francisco and is currently headed by the danf-g chairman.
notable events may include:
bobbing inside the sled
skeleton with b-n-rs
queer ice dancing
shooting with the javelin
p-ssing my baton relay race
p-n-saurus rex riding
three-way triathalon
c-ckmunging for c-ckmungers
avbp-ball
the danf-g won a rainbow medal at the h-m-lympics
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