homonaut


someone who boldly ventures into the unknown but most certainly gay.
jim: after i got my ph.d in biology, i started working with the company that makes enzyte. we’re developing new natural male enhancement techniques.

bob: dude, you’re such a h-m-naut.
someone who is not smarmy!
“ahh, sh-t that h-m-naut is coming, lets roll!”

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