also spelled h-m-9, h-m-nine is a portmanteau of “h-m-nym” and “t9,” a common cell phone typing interface. thus, its meaning is a word which is a h-m-nym of another when both are spelled in t9 mode.
i tried to text “are you home?” to my girl, but instead of “home,” the t9 predictive text turned 4663 into “gone,” asking instead, “are you gone?” it was a simple mixup of h-m-nines, but she responded angrily “gone from where, a–hole? our house? of course i’m not gone-i live here! what the h-ll’s that supposed to mean?”

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