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h-m-phobia is the fear that one day gay people will take over the world and make us all wear sparkly dresses and read supernatural fanfics
morgan freeman: you don’t have h-m-phobia, you’re just an -sshole
kaz: shut up morgan i’ve had it up to here with you
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the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.
-“this random guy just came up to me and told me i was cute. wtf is up with that? i should have kicked his -ss.”
-“sounds like you have a case of h-m-phobia to me.”
a severe condition, usually prominent in republicans and most of american culture, leading one to:
– innacurately use bible quotings for the justification of killing h-m-s-xuals
– restrict the rights of millions
– hide in their rooms crying if they looked at the nude body of one of the same gender and did not vomit
– insessantly call things “gay”
my mom won’t let me go out for the big ethnicity-bashing because of my cerfew! that is so gay!
an irrational fear of going home.
h-m-phob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
can describe one who is aware that ‘home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is’ and is reluctant to cross that threshold.
“hey, where are we going now?”

“whoa, it’s 3pm, we’ve been going solid since yesterday lunch”

“uhuh, so where are we going now?”

“i diagnose acute h-m-phobia my friend”

“look a taxi..”
should mean:

1. fear of things that are the same

if you look at the basic meanings of its greek roots:
h-m-=same
phobos=fear

but in everyday usage means:

2. fear of h-m-s-xuals

or, possibly:

3. condition where one person has the same fears as someone else
1. with his h-m-phobia, he can’t look at a bunch of paperclips or go to a prep school without freaking out.

2. my h-m-phobia restricts me from watching most home improvement tv shows.

3. we’re both claustrophobic, making us h-m-phobic as well.
dislike, fear, hatred, and/or disapproval of gays and/or h-m-s-xuality, often (but not always) for religious reasons or because of insecurity about one’s s-xual orientation.
many people who suffer from h-m-phobia do not realize it and even deny it. others will kill gays or accuse them of molesting children.
a term created with intent to subtly pressure society into accepting h-m-s-xual behavior. similar to young peers challenging one another’s bravery or “manhood” in attempt to pressure each other to partake in daring activities.
1) “hey, i understand if you don’t want to fight him. if you’re scared just say so. everyone gets scared.”

2) “hey, i understand if you don’t want to hang with gays. a lot of people still suffer from h-m-phobia. we all have our fears”
the irritation of having f-ggotry shoved in your face
h-m-phobia is not fear of f-gs