homophobiphone
noun
a cellular device that frequently auto-suggests off-topic lgbt words or phrases that don’t make any sense in relation to the rest of the sentence.
“hey, could i copy your notes from the lecture today?”
“sorry man, i missed it too. don’t worry though, dr. b said it’s transs-xual online.” “what??? how is that related to conceptual physics??”
“wtf i typed -transcribed- god d-mn h-m-phobiphone.”
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