homortified
from chuck lorre vanity card #130
the uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they’re watching p-rn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong -ss.
bert was so h-m-rtified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.
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when guys are watching p-rn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong -ss.
two guys watching p-rn:
-guy appears on screen-
guy 1: -boing- i’ve just been h-m-rtified!
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