homosausage
1. vinny
2. little stuey
3. jimmy
4. brett favre
5. any one who acts, thinks, or speaks in a gay or queer fashion.
1. heebs deciphered that the stugots were both a h-m-sausage once he caught them giving each other a wet pancho in the bathroom stall at the greyhound bus depot.
2. pc felt like a h-m-sausage after completing another trade with the glove covenant since everyone said he got -n-l raped.
the p-n-s of a h-m-s-xual male. men who have a h-m- sausage usually turn that way as they do not feel women can truly respect their p-n-s, in length and girth. so they turn to males, who know what makes a good h-m- sausage.
-often served up the batty crease.
-best taken with lube
-often belong to males named matt who turns emo because of the way he feels he is being mistreated.
-a male with a h-m- sausage will often have sent photos of it to females, then as they did not faint over the size of it, they then turn to making it a h-m- sausage.
-“h-m- sausage and mash” is a term used to describe the act of taking many h-m- sausages, and rubbing them wildly. once rubbed they will then spit mash at the other sausages, hence creating the perfect h-m- sausage an mash for dinner or a midnight snack.
“hey pete, wanna see my h-m- sausage?”
-matt, “hey ellie, what do you think of my sausage?”
-ellie, “its nothing too special, get over it/yourself.”
matt, “alright thats it, its now a h-m- sausage, i’m getting my cousin over.”
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