homoscale
the scale of ones h-m-s-xual actions from 1 to gay.
guy: i hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
ian: if your life had a nipple i would rub it
guy:dude, you just dropped so low on the h-m-scale
ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your
nipples is my true desire
guy: omfg, now your lower than justin bieber!!
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