Homosexual Cockplant
a h-m-s-xual c-ckplant
a h-m-s-xual who likes to inappropriately wedge his c-ck between another males -rs- cheeks in any busy confined sp-ce.
johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks b-tt cheeks. it was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. ‘i must get the 5:15 train again’ he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ‘ its so busy at this time, so ideal for c-ckplanting’ he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his t-st-cl-s.
a h-m-s-xual c-ckplant
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