Homosexual Rectum Ranger


when a man rubs s-m-n all over his face and then fingers his own -n-s while yelling into another man’s r-ct-m. usually followed by -n-l s-x, -n-l reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to coldplay.
big jared went over to oleg’s house last night and ranged his r-ct-m, very h-m-s-xually.

did you see that gay look on oleg’s face? he must be a h-m-s-xual r-ct-m ranger.

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