Homosexuhaul
-noun
1. a means by which any person or persons of the h-m-s-xual persuasion may transport themselves and various pieces of furniture to either “da club” or any local gay neighborhood while enjoying loud techno music and flamboyant alcoholic beverages
2. a gay u-haul truck
lance’s gay party was not going as planned so he called the h-m-s-xuhaul to transport his guest to da club; needless to say lance’s party turned out to be a gay old time!
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