homosplit


when a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same s-x and leave their partner for a new h-m-s-xual relationship.
lots of people suspected lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. a year later when she h-m-split with her husband, people responded by saying, “it’s about time she came out of the closet!”

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