homostern


a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure h-m-s-xuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you’re such a h-m-stern
p: i’m offended now

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