Homotei


the art of gay martial arts. founded in 2005 by jeff m in toronto.
as with all martial arts, one must warn their attacker three times before use of force.

“please stop. i know h-m-tei!
please stop. i know h-m-tei!!
please stop. i know h-m-tei!!!”

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