creating a social relationship with a same s-x person and calling it friendship, while harboring the hidden agenda of pursuing them as a love interest.
this is the sixth time joe has offered to do me a favor in the last two days, and i am beginning to believe he has a h-m-tive for being so friendly with me.
the diaherria that gay men often experience following long nights of -n-l s-x. i rammed my boyfriend in the -ss too hard and now he’s had the h-m–runs all day.
- horror ken
v. originating from ken 1. a particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just p-ssed a bowl of porridge. the daily telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by princess michael of kent in the loo of sainsbury’s.
- horse faggot
relating to an extreamly gay situation, person, or some one that has s-x with a horse ex-1 man1: god d-mnit midget is a horse f-ggot!! man2: yeah midget is pretty f-g ex-2 man1: did you see that horse f-ggot that got killed in the news man2: well thats what you get for trying to f-ck […]
- Hosed Hole
when you take a sh-t in the toilet (typically large), and the sh-t, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your -ss hole. there is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your -sshole to reach with toilet paper. […]
hot on the job. this is a state a person can be in after receiving h-rny text messages or maybe even messages via secretly used chat programs whilst on the job. it can also be used when u get hot from that s-xy office milf from the sales department or the extremely dumb, but hot, […]