homovember
when a gay man is congratulated on his movember moustache, but it turns out that he always wears a “p-rno, village-people style” moustache, then it is h-m-vember ‘stache.
“check out that guy’s movember ‘stache.”
“bro, that’s my upholsterer simon, that gay dude is always rocking a h-m-vember moustache when he’s out cruising the village.”
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