Honduran Nose Job
an ancient discipline developed in honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his b-tthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his b-tthole. more commonly known in the united states as, tainted love.
what did you do last night?
i brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.
oh, yea? was she a freak?
h-ll yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a honduran nose job! we won’t be seeing eachother again.
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