honey bumpkins


honey b-mpkins. noun. 1. a traditionally underhanded term of endearment. 2. when a woman consents, and allows herself to be hog-tied, slathered with local honey then dangled on a pulley from a swap tree and hoisted up and down on her “daddy.” also referred to as a swamp bucket
while she was giving me the honey b-mpkins , the dang bungee cord snapped off my swamp bucket

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