the day after drinking and you have the beer sh-ts but your friends want breakfast. so you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you sh-t in the bowl with your liquid beer sh-t.
chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. so me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of honey b-tt beerios.
- gerald johnson
a term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also partic-p-ting in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants very dangerous he’s probably behind you while you read this. “oh sh-t it’s gerald johnson”
generally referring to a new breed of software developers who pay a lot of attention to personal care… and end up looking s-xy to the opposite s-x. – hey that colleague of yours looks really cute – yes he’s the s-xyloper at the office
- reptilian brotherhood
the highly devoted fan base of youtuber “leafyishere”. after leafy had revealed his face on his 100,000 subscriber special, fans photoshopped him to be a reptilian. now, fans of him can be found posting on youtube and twitch.tv content related to cs:go such things as “hissss” or “leaf a like!” my stream was pretty chill, […]
when a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her. helen was ma’amspreading on the jitney to stop the dudebros from sitting next to her.
“tatler” is a short form for “tattletale”. so it’s a person who reports to an superior, that another person did something bad. john and arthur are brothers. arthur broke the window in the bathroom. right after it happened, john ran to their mom and arthur followed him. john: “mom, arthur just broke the window in […]