honey, i’m home
what a spouse (mainly the husband) happily shouts as they burst through the door after work
greg: honey, i’m home! is dinner ready yet?
lucy: not yet, sweetie!
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brisus is someone who things they are special when they are just spatial. you are not brisus, some reincarnation of jesus in the feminine form. you are just a big, tall l-ss with a fat -rs- and a f-ck me now smile and a brain that is “relatively intelligent”.
- tit to ass ratio
the ratio of b–b to -ss. can’t have too much or too little that girl’s t-t to -ss ratio was perfect.
- manchester hammer
when some goes number two while in the ocean. i’m pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a manchester hammer.
- rebagel
a s-xual manuever that involves shoving a hot toasted bagel, typically with cream cheese or s-m-n on it, into the -n-s of your s-x partner. “man, i totally rebageled jesika last night.” “what the f-ck is a rebagel?”
- stimmel
to spill any combination of food or beverage on your shirt and/or tie while eating. this cheeseburger is messy. i hope i don’t stimmel myself.