honey muffin’

glucose-sucrose combinate v-g-n-l coating (gscvc), or “honey m-ffin'”, as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the v-g-n- (or “m-ff”) in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a “honey m-ff”), in order to attract flies. this is where the saying “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar” comes from, since v-g-n-s smell like vinegar without the honey. this practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being “pollinated” by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.
tronfo: … so the missus has been reading these “new age” s-xual intercourse technique books.

ragtish: aren’t they outlawed by nirc?

-ragtish adjusts his spectacles-

tronfo: yeah…

but…

-distant laser-gun fire echoes-

-tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again-

tronfo: there’s this one thing she did. “honey m-ffin'”, it’s called. you smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. the honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.

ragtish: what you’ve described sounds like a s-xualised perversion of the age-old practice of glucose-sucrose combinate v-g-n-l coating – gscvc for short. but speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got charlton yesterday. he was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn’t hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.

tronfo: poor guy.
the greatest nickname for your boyfriend (if he is a sweetheart)
i love you thiiiiissss much honey m-ffin!
cute name for my doggy!
honey-m-ffin go fetch the ball