honey shmacks


im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the honey smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.
its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be honey shmacks.

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