honeyburger
a honeyburger is a young woman who is 50 to 100 pounds overweight, yet carries herself in very well. she dresses fashionably (often in animal print), smells good, accentuates her positive features, loves s-x and f-ll-t–, and has a great personality. she’d be hot, if only… she weren’t a honeyburger.
dude 1 – “dude, i’d hit that sh-t.”
dude 2 – “honeyburger.”
when you only have regular cheerios but you want honey nut cheerios so you take some honey and squeeze it until it makes a small heaping dollup. then you take a second cheerio and you mash it on top and squeeze the cheerios together.
so it’s like cheerio honey cheerio = honeyburger
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