Honeymoon Cystitis
urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous v-g-n-l s-xual intercourse. (you’re f-ckin’ too much!)
“motherf-cker!” she shrieked. “i have a burning p-ss hole again! dr. hurtz will no doubt say ‘congratulations! you have honeymoon cyst-tis again!'”
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