Honeymoon hair

the way your hair looks for the day or two after it gets cut (ie. exactly like the magazine picture you based it on.) before it goes back to being as uncontrollable as ever.
girl 1: your hair looks great!
girl 2: thanks! honeymoon hair!

guy 1: dude, what happened to your hair?!
guy 2: the honeymoon’s over…

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