Honeymoon Hiker


big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. it’s common for other hikers to try to keep up with the honeymoon hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.
hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
well, i saw one about 30 minutes ago.
holy cr-p, how does he run up these mountains so fast?

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