honeymoon insomnia
interrupted or broken sleep.
i have honeymoon insomnia, i keep sleeping in sn-tches.
sleeping in sn-tches
christ, i’ve got honeymoon insomnia. i keep waking up all night.
i just didn’t want to pull out i had honeymoon insomnia.
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